Relationships or Sinking Ships?

I can't believe one can actually sign up (and pay) money to "Meet-an-Inmate" to procure a new 'friend' or future husband! Oh I am so naive to think that I wouldn't believe something like this existed, but I was lead to this sight somewhat cleverly in another blog I read.

I laugh as I write this...but after I looked at the prison site, then took some time to check out OUR locals that live within 15 miles of our zipcode under the Yahoo Personals site (No, I would not sign up) ...well... I think the Inmate pictures appear more 'normal'! (You'll've heard me discuss the 'Deliverance' types around this neck of the woods.)

EEGADS! Give me a break! Some whackocreepjob that claims to be 50 has all the wrinkles of a 75 year old...and the other dude that says he's 36-- GUFFAW! He is way older than me! I KNOW it!
LIARS! LIARS!
I don't know what they're expecting, but if any woman around here is stupid enough to believe them... HA HA! Well, butter my buns and call be a biscuit! I've had my good laugh for the day...but hope none of them are intelligent enough to come across THIS.
Shivers! The prisoners look more sane...!

Congrats to the Double Wide Stripes!

Way to go LIEUTENANT Teske! Tegan now has to upgrade all his uniforms again... Good job...I don't think I could work those hundred hour weeks! Hey....scoot over closer to that gal! : )

Wamego Homecoming

I see our English teacher, Beth Lang, has posted a nice pic of the Homecoming Candidates on the Sports Booster site:

Of course I had to play with it!

Green Fairy Font

I rather freaked out last week, thinking I had done something credit-cardly stupid when ordering a bottle of absinthe online. I'd shot an email to Okanagan Spirits in Canada and got a return phone call 3 minutes later, whereupon a heavily-accented, polite man said I'd get a shipment in 10-12 days--turns out it was much faster!

Look at the pretty, intricate font--the bottle arrived much larger than I expected; tall with a long neck. Can't wait to give it a sample! Maybe next week....